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I asked about his birthday wish, but he won't tell. And the shooting star...well, I'll see what comes of that.

and then you can tuck into that gourmet sausage he's pepared.......oh and the beans too.....

fluffy

You're tactless... Changed my mind 'bout the cyber sauce...it's got a nasty byte to it.

...and what would you be eating with your favourite vegetarian, I wonder? Spackling paste(tofu) and a side of sprouts?

depends if he's on a puritanical no meat, no fish,no wheat, no gluten, no dairy diet.........
But i'm sure i could rustle up something edible for his lordship........

alternatively i could just get him blind drunk on Scotch and drag him to a chippy (there's gotta be one in LA ) and educate him in the pleasures of Haggis pudding suppers.......lol.......( ).......
And if he's still not feeling green by then, a deep fried mars bar for desert oughta do it!

fluffy

I'll take that steak medium rare, thanks.

lol.....sounds good........can i have an extra portion of super crispy onion rings too please??............(i'm drooling now).........lol......and HUGE fat chippy chips, oh and peas...............and for a treat smother it in a really yummy cream, brandy and pepper sauce..........

fluffy

...and what will you feed Santa? That was the cat, right?

santa still gets a mince pie and the reindeer get carrots.........lol............
and if hes good a snifter of scotch...........lol

fluffy

Are we still talking about your cat?

oh noooooh........sorry i misread that........lol........
but the cat still gets her kitticat....lol......

fluffy

Actually, we drifted off to sleep while staring at the stars and awoke about the break of dawn...

Sorry, too. I went back to the ranch... So you're not intoxicating your cat?

Does your cat sneeze at his snifter? What is the cat's name, if it's not 'Santa'?

...good steak, great nap!