Jim Carrey Online

Posted: **Sun Apr 16, 2006 7:43 am**

quirky wrote:I can do "Jabberwocky" by heart. The teacher challenged the whole class to do it in grade school. I was the only one who was able. Because my brain is silly putty.

Posted: **Sun Apr 16, 2006 10:32 pm**

When it's about to storm, run out into your yard with your potato masher raised to the sky and scream, "Come and get me you lousy tornado!! I've been waiting for you!!! I'm gonna mash you with this magical masher!!!"

Posted: **Sun Apr 16, 2006 11:58 pm**

Too much red wine huh? Makes fishbait talk like fish I tellya.

Posted: **Mon Apr 17, 2006 12:18 am**

In vino veritas.

Posted: **Mon Apr 17, 2006 9:17 pm**

if u are in a grocery store and see a opening between 2 refrigerators...go behind it and when someone comes by reach out and try to take their groceries. watch how they freak out.

Posted: **Mon Apr 17, 2006 11:51 pm**

http://www.recursiveirony.com/byobw/byobw.mov

Posted: **Mon Apr 24, 2006 3:32 pm**

quirky wrote:When it's about to storm, run out into your yard with your potato masher raised to the sky and scream, "Come and get me you lousy tornado!! I've been waiting for you!!! I'm gonna mash you with this magical masher!!!"

OMG! That is so demented! I love it!

Try calling to order a pizza, and when they pick up the phone say "Can i help you?" and when they ask what you're talking about, say "Well, didn't you call to order a pizza?" and when they get angry say "DO YOU WANT A PIZZA OR NOT!"

Posted: **Mon Apr 24, 2006 4:01 pm**

hee-hee.. i love everyones ideas but id never have the courage to try any of them lol!!

Posted: **Mon Apr 24, 2006 4:09 pm**

That would be great to do for
At a Vedding, we'll call it the Voxi Vow, don't you think?
What is a Voxi anyway???
I like the Alas and Abash idea also.

Posted: **Wed Apr 26, 2006 3:19 pm**

Or you could just make everything you say a quote from Harry Potter, because they talk a little different too, like in the first movie when Dumbledore eats a jelly bean he says "alas, ear wax!" hehehhe, ya know?

Posted: **Thu May 04, 2006 10:06 pm**

When you're next standing across from someone, tilt your head down and sa, "You have a booger - left nostril..." stick a finger out and continue..."Do you want me to harvest that for you?"

Posted: **Thu May 04, 2006 10:17 pm**

................omg......barf.....lol

fluffy

Posted: **Thu May 04, 2006 10:33 pm**

fluffy wrote: ................omg......barf.....lol

fluffy

Success!!!! WWhoooooohooooooooo!

Posted: **Thu May 04, 2006 10:50 pm**

yep...........i don't fancy picking a strangers nose........lol

fluffy

Posted: **Sat Jul 29, 2006 1:50 am**

Approach someone you don't know and casually say, "Do you find yourself often getting death threats?" Wait for the answer and then breezily walk away.

Jim Carrey Online

Funny things to do:

Jiminem