Jim Carrey Online

Posted: **Sun May 08, 2005 7:31 pm**

here goes...........

Jim Carrey's an absolute blast,
his movies are funny and crass,
He's an absolute joy,
an adorable boy,
and a credit to any film cast.

Posted: **Sun May 08, 2005 9:04 pm**

Holly, that was GREAT.

Posted: **Mon May 09, 2005 8:09 pm**

thankyou for the compliment.............my grade school teachers will be proud of me............

Posted: **Tue May 10, 2005 12:52 pm**

I had a little pussycat
she peed upon my bed
i put her little nappy on
and a hat upon her head.
i Pushed her in a stroller down
the streets of Aberdeen,
and people came to stop and stare
and spoke of what they'd seen
I lurve my liddle puddy cat,
my baby in a pram
but if i cuddle her too much
she bites lumps from my arm..............

bad pussycat!!!!.........Fluffy

Posted: **Tue May 10, 2005 12:59 pm**

Jim Carrey has a singing voice to raise the angels high
It's strength it's tone it's clarity is worthy of a sigh
I've never heard a voice so strong
and sexy in it's tone
He needs to get more singing done to halt me in this moan.

I love your acting and the laughs
the zanny and the straight
but sing my dear, for all mankind
before it gets too late..................

fluffy

Posted: **Sun May 15, 2005 6:34 pm**

time to revive the Jimericks..................

Posted: **Mon May 16, 2005 12:35 am**

I'm thinking..... I'm thinking..... uuuhhmmm...... here goes.

Wow, Jim is the hottest guy I've seen
In every pic, except that one as a teen.
He's dreamy and fine.
I cant wait till he's mine.
As of yet I remain unseen.

Posted: **Mon May 16, 2005 4:08 am**

Ok, let's see if I can improve my mood with a Jimerick.

Last week at the video store,
The Majestic, Liar Liar and more.
I heeded the call,
laughed at most, but not all,
And now my cheek muscles are sore.

Posted: **Tue May 17, 2005 5:57 pm**

Count Olaf enjoys a good scam
He wishes those kids would just scram
The moment they're gone
He askes what has he done
And attempts to steal them as Sham.

Posted: **Thu May 19, 2005 6:06 pm**

No one's responded in two days. . . could this be the end of Jimericks?????
NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Revive it PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: **Thu May 19, 2005 6:24 pm**

Jim Carrey is crafty and smart.......
He hold's everything in his heart...
the longing within....
could result in great sin....
so he channels it all in his art...........

(roar from audience...bows head....'thankyou, thankyou, you shouldn't......... )

poet Lauriecat.........

fluffy

Posted: **Thu May 19, 2005 7:46 pm**

To Whom it Concerns...........

To whom it concerns...
This rhyme is for you...
This heart is fond gentleness, kindness and true....
This head is both wanton and carelessly free..
This tongue is both soothing yet thoughtless to thee..
This soul has it's troubles like most of mankind...
This light has the switch off when thee are unkind...
But should thee prevail with a cold steely flight....
i'll bid you adieu, and with that a goodnight!....

the poet Lauriecat.....
fluffy

Posted: **Thu May 19, 2005 7:50 pm**

Nobel prize.

Posted: **Thu May 19, 2005 8:03 pm**

Thanks Quirky.............strangely i find it easy to rhyme....i think it was all the Spike Milligan i read as a kid.......'In the Ning Nang Nong.....'etc etc......i LOVED them.........

I guess they are 'open' poems......they can relate to anyone.....it depends how you interperate them............

fluffy

Posted: **Thu May 19, 2005 8:36 pm**

poetic licence

Shall i compare thee to a summer's day??
Or else a fly on turd at play??

If 'my love is like a red, red rose'....
Is your's a bogey up your nose?

If you can keep your hair, when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you;...
You'll have that gilded cage and everything that's in it,
And - which is more - you'll be a star, my son!.....

Fluffy