Jim Carrey Online

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Hmmm ... that's not funny . I've heard of the letters but what does it stand for ?

lol........ok....the real name is Sadomasochism.......lol........but servant and MASTER is another name for it......lol.....you get the drift

fluffy

whoever invented that word has issues ... lol

lol........we have the Marquis de Sade to thank for it......lol......

fluffy

LOL - what the heck are they ? lol

Sorry am kind of not familiar with them -

He's the bloke who invented the Epilator........lol......that instrument of torture we use to yank the hair out of our legs.......lol.......

fluffy

What ? Then who invented the razors? They work just the same -lol .

ahhh.......but there wouldn't be so much pain involved...... ........
lol........it yanks the hair out so you're smooth for 4 weeks.....less messy than wax......

fluffy

No thanx !

" Hello boss ! Boss are you in there ? " Steffanie bangs on the

shop's window .

" Shh - don't say anything . " Jake says to Sara .

Sara knodded her head up and down .

Roland started banging on the windows as hard as he could .

" Jake come out where ever you are " , yelled Roland laughing . " Come

on man , it was just a joke - we were going to come back for you . We

love you boss " , shouts Roland .

Steffanie grins . " Are you sure about the whole love thing " , she

asked Roland .

" Ofcourse I am " , answered Roland with a joker grin on his face .

" Listen Sara , I need to think about how I will get back at them " ,

says Jake standing infront of the office door staring at his mothers picture

he has hanging up on his wall .

" Don't worry Master Jake I will help you . " Grins Sara .


Thirty minutes had passed by , yet Roland and Steffanie still banged on

the windows screaming for Jake . Jake was stressed out so was Sara .

Sara starts looking side to side in the office and her feett shook non

stop .

Jake laid on the floor glazzing up at his office ceiling .

" I have to do something about this situation . This no good darn

children are really bad . Hmm ... " , says Jake to Sara and plays with his

fingers .

Steffanie stops banging on the windows and turns to Roland . " How

long are we going to keep doing this ? There is no one here . "

" I know there is someone here " , Roland says upset slamming his

fist into the window .

" Can we please go home now ? "

" No ! I am going to sit here and wait until someone comes out " .

Roland sat down and kept yelling for Jake but stopped banging on the

windows .

" Fine . I am going to sit in the car " , says Steffanie .

" Ugh - I can't take this any more " , shouts Sara in her mind . Sara

looked over at Jake and he was still laying down with his eyes closed .

" Master are you awake ? " whispered Sara . She got up from the chair

and softly shook Jake . " Master " , she whispers again . " Great . He is

sleeping . "Smiles Sara . She closed her eyes , one second later she was

on the roof as tiny as a mice sitting down staring at Roland and

Steffanie . " So these are the pecker heads . I'll show them a little

respect . " Sara crossed her arms and closed her eyes . " Ha ... see

what you think about this . " Laughed Sara .

Roland seen birds fly by . There were atleast fifty pigeons flying in

a circle about fifteen feet from where Roland sat down . Roland looks up

at the pigeons . " What the ? Oh gosh I hope they don't think I am diner

or something " , said Roland scared . He quickly stands and tried to make

his way to the car but as soon as he did that the pigeons launged straight

for him . " Oh mother ! " Roland shouts falling to the ground . All fifty

pigeons flew ontop of him pecking at him and pooping all over

him . "Ouch , ouch - that shit hurts ! " Roland screams trying to get rid of

the pigeons .

Sara laughed .

" I'm a winner , am not a loser - so you don't have to tell me boy " ,

sang Steffanie leaned back in the car seat with the radio blasting .

" Look at that other one over there no respect at all " , says Sara

watching Steffanie wake up the neighborhood with her music blasting .

" I'll show her . " Grins Sara .

One second later Sara appears in the back seat of the car as little

as an eye lash . Sara locks the car door without Steffanie realizing .

Sara made the radio get louder and louder and Steffanie noticed

something weird about the radio .

Steffanie sat up . She banged on the radio . " This thing is a good

paid radio ... don't break on me . " Steffanie turns the knob but it fell off .

" No way " , screams Steffanie .

The radio gets louder .

Steffanie tries all buttons to shut down the radio . The windows roll up .

Steffanie tried stopping them from rolling up . " What the fuck ! " She

looks out the window and sees Roland laying on the floor with a lot of

pigeons on himwaving his hands around .

" Ahh " , screams Steffanie trying to open the car door . Steffanie

faints .

Sara stood on the back seat of the car laughing away at both of the

naughty kids .

Roland comes running towards the car screaming all sorts of stuff .

Sara unlocks the car door and goes back to Jake's office .

Roland enters the car . He is panicked . " Thanx for the help " ,

says Roland to steffanie . " Are those pigeons high ? How they gonna

attack someone . What the fuck is wrong with this radio ? " Roland

screams trembling and punches the radio off . Roland turns on the car

and they took off .

" Did you hear that Master Jake " , whispers Sara into Jake's ear . "

They left . Woo hoo ! " Sara smiles .

" Huh ? What ? Jake jumps up from the floor . He hugs Sara

really hard . " They left ? " He lifts Sara and dances with her while

kissing her on the cheek .

" Master ? "

Jake stopped dancing with her and puts her down . " What ? What ? "

" What do we do now ? "

" I don't know but I can't keep my business closed forever . Isn't there

anything you could think of Sara ? "

Sara sat on Jake's chair . " Master , them kids will not bother you

with me around . I'll teach them a thing or two . " Smiles Sara .

" Okay . Right now I need you to go and clean up the kitchen , the

diningroom and the bathroom " , says Jake opening the office door .

She stopped Jake by grabbing his hand . " But Master , I already did . "

Grins Sara .

" You what ? " Jake runs out the office .

Sara followed Jake out the door .

Jake froze for a few seconds . He stares around at the diningroom .

" Wow Sara this is nice . I love it ! "

Sara hugged him from behind . " I knew you would like it " , she said

and held his hand while walking him to the kitchen . " Come on , let me

show you the kitchen . " Winks Sara .

lol......are you sure it's Master Jake and not Master Bates.......

fluffy

They stood at the kitchen door and before entering Jake got sad .

" Why are you sad sir Jake ? " Sara rubs Jake's back .

" It's beautiful . My business looks ten times better than I ever

imagined it could look like " , says Jake with a tear in his eyes .

" Oh Master Jake - I did it all for you " , says sara sadly .

" Thanx . I really had no idea how much I needed someone to help me

out until you came along . " He squeezed her hand .

Sara blushed . " Oh Master Jake you are so sweet . "

Jake opened the kitchen door and couldn't believe what he had

seen. He still was teary eyed and speechless . " I thank you so much

and you will never regret helping me out Sara . " He still held her hand .

" Sara ? "

" Yes ? "

With puppy eyes he asked her , " do you wish to work with me

for a while ? "

Sara became happy . " I do . But how come only for a while ? "

Jake smiled at her . " I only said for a while because you never know

what tomorrow will bring . "

She smiles . " I knew that Master . I'll take the job . " Sara jumps for

joy and punched Jake on the shoulder .

" Ouch ! "

Sara giggles . " Sorry Master . "

Jake rolled his eyes . " It's not Master . How many times do I have to

tell you to call me Jake . Let's go home . "

" Through the front door ? " Grins Sara .

" No . Beam us out of here will you . " Jake winks at her

Two seconds later they were home .

Belly layed on the sofa only to be woken by Jake and Sara's entrance

to his apartment and he ran as fast as he could to the bedroom .

Jake yawned and strecthed his arms . " I think I will go lay down for

a bit . "

" Okay Master Jake . I think I will go fix things up around here . "

Smiled Sara . " I will not break anything - I promise . "

Jake pads her on the back . " Sure , sure . " Jake goes into his

bedroom , where he rubbed Belly's stomach before they both fell asleep .

" Let's see - a new couch . Ah huh , a new television , along with a new

stand . New table with new chairs . " She giggles . " A new paint job , a

new carpet . Wow that is lovely . New bed , lovelier dressers . " She

giggled some more .

Jake felt movement as he slept . " What the heck " , he says when he

opened his eyes and saw Belly and himself floating in the air . Belly

hizzed .

After a few seconds they both fell down into the new bed . Jake fell

back asleep while Belly ran into the closet after seeing everything that

changed in the apartment and covered his eyes with his paw .

Sara kept remodeling Jake's apartment . She clapped softly as she

said ,"I think that is it . My Master will be so thrilled " . She yawns . " I

think I will take a nap myself . " She was getting ready to go into her

bottle when the phone rang . " I can't answer that . No one must know

that I am here . Darn - what do I do ? " Sara played with her fingers .

The phone kept on ringing and ringing .

" My Master is not going to wake up but he will kill me if he finds out " ,

she says bitting her lips and playing with her fingers . Sara walked

towards the phone and squinted her eyes . She grabbed the phone and

answered it . " Hello ! Jake's residence ... "

" Oh hello . And who is this person speaking with me " ,

asked the woman on the other end of the line .

" This is Sara and Jake is my boss . " Smiles Sara . She orbed herself

into her bottle with the phone . She laid down on the couch .

" My son has a maid ? "

" Your son ? "

" Yes . That's my son . I have been telling him to hire someone to take

care of him . " Laughs Marie ( Jakes mother ) . " Can I speak with

him ? "

Sara's face wrinkled as she said , " well ... well " , and she studdered ,

" he's taking a nap but you can leave a message and I'll make sure he

gets it " .

" Can you tell him that his mother called and that I am still coming

but earlier than expected . "

" Yes . Absolutely ... no problem . " Nervously smiles Sara .

" Bye - bye now Sara ! " Marie hung up the phone . She was shocked

to hear a womans voice on the other end of her sons telephone line . "

Dan , ( Jake's father ) Jake has a girlfriend " , she shouts full of

excitement .

Dan sat in the livingroom watching television . " Well - it's about time ! "

He laughs and kept on watching television .

Marie got closer to her husband and kneeled down . " Will you come

with me to visit Jake ? " She frowns .

He shouts , " NO ! "

She stands up and screams , " you are terrible . I am going to pack .

I will be leaving tomorrow " . Martha dragged her feet to the bedroom .

" Have a safe flight . " Laughed Dan .


Sara orbitted herself into Jake's bedroom . She stood over him .

" How sweet and handsome you look laying there while you drool . "

She grins caressing his hair . She gave him a kiss on the cheek then

orbed into her bottle . She changed her clothes and fell asleep .

It was eight o'clock and Jake had gotten up . He saw that all was new

and things had changed .

Sara had just laid down when she heard her Master calling her .

" Sara ! Oh Sara ? "

" Ahh ! Don't do that , you scared me . "

Sara appeared infornt of Jake . " Sorry Master Jake . What is wrong ? "

Jake stood up from his bed . " Where are my big bird slippers ? "

Sara starts laughing . " I changed them into real slippers . "

" No - how could you ? Those where my lucky slippers " ,

says Jake sadly .

" Oh Master , they did not give you luck at all . " She giggles .

Jake looked at her funny . " How could you say that about my

slippers ? Besides , you are right- it was time for a change . " He smiled

at her . " So what else is new ? "