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Posted: **Sat Apr 08, 2006 12:44 am**

Go to another forum and post like you know everybody.

Posted: **Sat Apr 08, 2006 4:01 am**

go to a movie theater and order a tub of popcorn with peanut butter.

Posted: **Sun Apr 09, 2006 2:49 am**

Pretend you are in a movie....let's pick one...The Truman Show...so your life is a movie...but one thing is missing...Truman isn't there...I mean you can watch the movie...so let's say it's the movie within the movie....then which is real, the movie or the movie within the movie....and then you see the guy in the movie watching a movie and it's you he's watching...

Posted: **Sun Apr 09, 2006 2:56 am**

Michele Hernandez wrote:Pretend you are in a movie....let's pick one...The Truman Show...so your life is a movie...but one thing is missing...Truman isn't there...I mean you can watch the movie...so let's say it's the movie within the movie....then which is real, the movie or the movie within the movie....and then you see the guy in the movie watching a movie and it's you he's watching...

Yeah and since you went there...I feel a bit timid...it's not pc. Go to a new church and bark every five minutes.....explain you have Tourette's.

Yes...you can kick my ass for this....

Posted: **Sun Apr 09, 2006 3:34 am**

it's not pc.

What does this mean?

Posted: **Sun Apr 09, 2006 4:46 am**

pc means politically correct.

go to the airport and stand infront of someone who is waiting to get on the plane....perferably sitting down and reading something......and when that person looks up at u say "Don't get on the plane!" w/ a crazed look on ur face and walk away.

Posted: **Sun Apr 09, 2006 5:40 am**

I'd change my flight.

Posted: **Sun Apr 09, 2006 2:58 pm**

and then you see the guy in the movie watching a movie and it's you he's watching...

.......so you smile........your life is an open book....i guess in a Truman capacity you don't have anything to hide...
but what a b izarre thought..........

fluffy

Posted: **Sun Apr 09, 2006 5:16 pm**

.......lol.......

Posted: **Mon Apr 10, 2006 7:16 am**

My friends, when they come into town, always like to meet at the local dive bar. There is always a line to get in as the bar is about the size of a shoe box. Everytime I get to the front of the line, I always say to the bouncer/doorman, "Lewis. Party of one." The guy never gets the joke. I'm hoping one day it will click.

Posted: **Thu Apr 13, 2006 3:56 pm**

Singlehandedly cause a resurgence of the words "whilst" and "shall" in the lexicon.

i.e. "Whilst you are out shopping I shall vacuum."

Posted: **Thu Apr 13, 2006 4:34 pm**

I actually use words like forsooth, and alas, and abash. It throws people off completely lol it's funny. Huzah

Posted: **Thu Apr 13, 2006 4:36 pm**

Verily.

Posted: **Thu Apr 13, 2006 4:51 pm**

This visage no meer veneer of vanity, is it vestige of the vox populi now vacant, vanished as the once vital voice of the verisimilitude now venerates what they once vilified. However this valorous visitation of a by gone vexation stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and veracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeange, a vendetta, held as a votive not in vain for the value and veracity of such shal one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichesoisse of verbaige veers most verbose vis-a-vis and introduction and so, it is my good honor to meet you and you may call me V.

Lol, I actually have that memorized and I like to recite it to people who I'm meeting for the first time. Lol they're like wow, you have way to much free time.

Posted: **Sun Apr 16, 2006 12:36 am**

I can do "Jabberwocky" by heart. The teacher challenged the whole class to do it in grade school. I was the only one who was able. Because my brain is silly putty.

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