Jim Carrey Online

At the ice cream store? Ask them if they have sauerkraut flavor and assert that it's very popular where you are from.

hey don't knock it ...........a company in the UK was doing freaky flavours recently........bacon and eggs was their 'breakfast' flavour.....ewe.......lol

fluffy

When the pizza delivery person comes to your door, look at the pizza and say, "where's the caviar? I ordered caviar on my pizza!"

When bowling make every ball a gutter ball and cheer loudly for yourself. Yelling, "This is my BEST game ever!"

(This is a good life philosophy, too.)

Get a small aquarium. Put gravel and plants in. When people ask where the fish are, explain that you have a brand new breed of invisible fish in there. Point to different areas saying, "There's Britney." "There's Jamal." "There's Gilbert."

Next time you go to a reastauraunt with friends pretend that each of you have a different mental illness. One of you always refers to themsleves in the third person. Another pretend to have a multiple personality (argue with yourself over what you're going to order), And another person swats at invisible bugs on the table. Keep up the act the WHOLE time. Lol

lol.....do what i did and take a packet of herbal cigs into a pub (real ones though, not grass)..........out of curiosity disect one at the table and almost end up being thrown out because the bar owner thought we were rolling joints.........

fluffy

When you pay for something with a 20$ and the clerk says, "Out of 20$?"

Say, "No...out of 50$ please."

Put a "Please come in. Browsers Welcome." sign in your car window.

that might get you pulled over.

Jimenem wrote:that might get you pulled over.

S'ok...some of the local cops are really cute!

What if you happen to get pulled over by an ugly one. . . or worse yet a Female officer? Lol

Met em all in the ER. I'm very fond of the female officer Bebber...I think it is.

Back to things to do:

Go to a good vs. evil movie at the cinema and audibly cheer for the bad guys.

Go to a theme park and hop on the tamest kiddie ride there is. When the ride starts, start screaming and crying and announce that you think you’re going to throw up.

Thats a gooden! lol ..... Phone a number completely at random and keep claming the person on the other end called you.