Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 11:45 pm
The avalanche, it seems, was caused by the emergence of an alien craft buried in the earth; the lights of which, uncannily, are like unto the 'lights' in Nicky's letters from Roswell...
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Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 11:48 pm
I thought I'd drowned, but alas, I awoke covered in goo, and captured aboard the alien craft. "Oh. Hi Jim. What're you doin' here?"
Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 7:43 pm
12/12/07
Some weird cave place
Roswell
Scareyville
USA
Dear all,
I'm back from the wilderness to find myself in an even bigger wilderness. Roswell as you can imagine is kinda bizarre.......
Sometimes you gotta duck when the planes go by.......and the scorpians are as big as cats......
but the biggest surprise came from my beloved........
You can look at every pic ever taken of him, every movie ever made. Think you know what the man kinda looks like and get a shock come the hours of darkness........
Imagine my suprise when my longed for moment of togetherness came......only to be delayed by his toilette..............
This involved the wig removal (yeah i was shocked too
)
then the make-up was scraped off........and worst of all he puts his teeth in a glass of water at night..............
All those stolen glances, moments of longing and desire for to a baldy old gummybear.........lol.........
Mind you, the gummybear has it's plus side.......
Ahh.........the artifice of fame...... 
fluffy
Some weird cave place
Roswell
Scareyville
USA
Dear all,
I'm back from the wilderness to find myself in an even bigger wilderness. Roswell as you can imagine is kinda bizarre.......
Sometimes you gotta duck when the planes go by.......and the scorpians are as big as cats......
but the biggest surprise came from my beloved........
You can look at every pic ever taken of him, every movie ever made. Think you know what the man kinda looks like and get a shock come the hours of darkness........
Imagine my suprise when my longed for moment of togetherness came......only to be delayed by his toilette..............
This involved the wig removal (yeah i was shocked too
)then the make-up was scraped off........and worst of all he puts his teeth in a glass of water at night..............
All those stolen glances, moments of longing and desire for to a baldy old gummybear.........lol.........
Mind you, the gummybear has it's plus side.......
Ahh.........the artifice of fame......
fluffy
Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 11:30 pm
"Oh God, Jim, you're one of THEM! NOOOOOOOO~!"
Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 11:41 pm
Well, that explains the third nut. 
Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 11:53 pm
and he snores...........lol
fluffy
fluffy
Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 11:56 pm
locked by request.............