Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 2:24 am
LOL. I loved the last part... very appropriate! 
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Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 3:19 am
Lol, I try
Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 3:51 am
I feel empty, so does my house -- I am moved
I beg for warmth, the water heater -- is out of order
The passion is gone, so's my back -- lifting baggages
Desires are lost, so's my credit card -- this isn't happening!
I'm living on hope, and baby spinach leaves -- till mom arrives
Then it will be hopeless, but I can eat till I die.
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I beg for warmth, the water heater -- is out of order
The passion is gone, so's my back -- lifting baggages
Desires are lost, so's my credit card -- this isn't happening!
I'm living on hope, and baby spinach leaves -- till mom arrives
Then it will be hopeless, but I can eat till I die.
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Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 3:58 am
I'd like to die skinny.
Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2005 2:53 am
...lol...that came out a little morbid I guess...and it wasn't even a jimerick huh. So here's one...
Jimericks is a free and fun place to be
If you are not an obsessed fan you see
But I may just be getting there
If more and more of him I stare
A beauty, only if I can be hypnosis-free
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Jimericks is a free and fun place to be
If you are not an obsessed fan you see
But I may just be getting there
If more and more of him I stare
A beauty, only if I can be hypnosis-free
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Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2005 12:42 pm
Riddle me this and riddle me that....
There once did live a big old cat
who ate the mice and killed the bat
She ate the bat that big old cat....
and now she's fat!!
Fluffy
There once did live a big old cat
who ate the mice and killed the bat
She ate the bat that big old cat....
and now she's fat!!
Fluffy
Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2005 8:05 pm
Unfortunatly for the cat
it was no ordinary bat
it was really a vampire
a hitman for hire
to be eaten was all just an act.
it was no ordinary bat
it was really a vampire
a hitman for hire
to be eaten was all just an act.
Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2005 9:14 pm
I'm fresh out of mojo, but you guys are doing great!
Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2005 4:10 am
I have a crush on a hot shot
people might say he is top knotch
how can this be
can someone explain this to me-
people might say he is top knotch
how can this be
can someone explain this to me-
Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2005 4:13 am
Jim is funny
he can dress as a bunny
and think he is cool
bouncing around like a fool-
he can dress as a bunny
and think he is cool
bouncing around like a fool-
Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2005 9:02 pm
Your rhyming is definately improving Lammy! Keep it up!
Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2005 11:13 pm
Thanx..it means so much
I know I am in touch
with my feelings
when I write some lyrics-
Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2005 12:08 am
Hey. This got to page two! Someone write one!
The muse is not upon me.
The muse is not upon me.
Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2005 12:18 am
Feeling naughty,
feeling fun,
feeling silly,
feeling young,
feeling happy,
feeling wild,
feeling like my inner child..............
howzatt???
fluffy
feeling fun,
feeling silly,
feeling young,
feeling happy,
feeling wild,
feeling like my inner child..............
howzatt???
fluffy
Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2005 12:18 am
Oh, I like it...