Jim Carrey Online

I really hate it when its hot,
Its way to warm to eat tots,
The water in the pool,
Is no where near cool,
Thats why I hate when its hot,
Because everything seems to rot.


Lets see one on bikinies.

One day I woke up
and said what the f.ck
I'd try on this bikinie
so I can look like a suqinie...

Jim the nerd-

Jim Carrey's said enough to be heard,
That he's Eugene and Eugene's a nerd,
My cousin who died,
Was Eugene while alive,
So to me that's a beautiful word.

Ok about candles?

He'll sit and tinker with his toys,
And paint alone all night
He'll watch the box till Sunrise breaks,
Without a soul in sight.
He'll play with stuff on PS2
His laptop and his games
But through it all, he's NOT a nerd
he's living with the fame.

fluffy

More housefires start
with candles left
to burn through the night.
Remember not
to go to sleep
Or else you'll get a fright.

fluffy

soup

I like to eat soup,
It helps me get well,
I eat it in me coupe,
Oh Man, I spilled it, thats swell.


How about one on reading.

I like reading
and reading likes me.
Reading and I have fun together
sometimes fun with three.


how about one on reality?

Who are we and are we really here?
Those college discussions were so dear!
Philosophers all,
Chain smoking Pall Malls,
We answered our queries with beer.

Ok...how about a poem about the vacuum.

Hoover Hoover
the vaccum mover.
Cleans up dirt, cleans up dust
Sucks up dust bunnies and musk
What a wonerdful invention the vaccum cleaner is
I just wish it could suck up my sister's fungis.

how about trivia.

Back in the 80's we did play
a game, t'was such a hoot.
We'd argue fight, into the night
Because of Trivial Pursuit.

beans

fluffy

My grandmother makes fartless beans,
Of cooking wisdom she's the queen,
We eat the soup,
And boy do we toot,
But we keep it all behind the scenes.


How about a limerick on rivers.

Rivers can be thin or wide,
rivers can be deep.
But when the days are roasting hot,
they're great for dunking feet!

shoes

fluffy

There was an old man from Peru,
Who dreamt he was eating his shoe.
He awoke in the night
In a terrible fright,
And found it was perfectly true!


Eggs

I scramble some eggs in a pan,
Eggs do not come in a can.
I try to break shells,
End up, oh "Hell's bells!"
Of eggshell eggs I'm not a fan.


Ok....hm.....Barbie Dolls

I used to have Barbie dolls,
I can still hear their calls,
"Get me dressed, get me dressed,"
I don't know what it means,
But they only say it in my dreams.


Ummm.....how about.....Cars!