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Ok quirky, it's on. . . . You don't know when you don't know where. It'll happen when you least expect it . . . Watch out.

I need something to drink

i need to play a Jim Carrey drinking game......a shot of NightQuil everytime Jim says a one-liner and see if i can make it through the movie.

Don't you dare...ok I get it it's a joke

It's awful say this... I need a boyfriend... sometimes...
And a very, very nice surprise... If it will happen (or both ) in my birthday is enough for me.

I need to find someone who thinks like I do. I think it's probably a tall order.

And now....I want to hear Etta James sing "At Last" again.

i want to watch one of my shows......but my sisters won't stop watch disney channel.......so now i must use my big brother authority voice and annoy them until they give me the remote.

I badly need sleep lol.. but i cant sleep during the day.. i stayed over a mates last night.. we went to bed at 2am and i cudnt get to sleep.. so in total i have probably had a total of an hour and a half of sleep!!!! ........... plan for tonite... watch Jim movie and drift into Jim dreamland mmmmm lol.

a sign............lol.......

fluffy

A foot massage...!!

I need some kind of miracle handyman to come round my house. Suddenly we have a leaking cistern, leaking roof and now the watertank is filling up too far and the overflow pipe sticking out of the wall won't stop dripping.

I know my surname is Flood, but this is ridiculous.

So, based on these facts......I need to open that bottle of red wine I just bought in Sainsburys.

I need a good body builder.... body morphing is my specialty! I'm feeling rather Bridget Jones right about now. This frumpy housewife costume is getting old. Downsizing is the tricky part. UP and DOWN... Oooh the life of woman on the run! Query: I envy those who are genetically disposed to be willowy. I seem to have acquired that 'fat gene' Even the aroma of fresh bread can alter my metabolism. Soy Milk... That worked the last time. I'm off to the park for some skating and fresh air, and then back to work. Any suggestions?

Geez wonderbunny, I know what you mean... Several months ago I initiated a thread about being disciplined to keep up healthy habits... like exercising and dieting... I am still in the struggle... specially with the exercising part of the thing... I find dieting easier somehow... I do not drink, do not eat too much meat and past, can live without icecream... which it's something already... but I love chocolate... all things chocolate... which keeps me fighting with the scale... like Bridget. But, unlike her, everything that I eat go to my hips... ... Anyway, I tried a few exercise programs, and found pilates a good one... it stretches the body and strengthens the muscles without impact... but it doesn't burn too many calories as step does, for example.

I would suggest that you talk with a professional trainer, who can give you a personal exercising program to follow given your resources and choices, such as skating or jogging or swimming...

body morphing is my specialty! I'm feeling rather Bridget Jones right about now.

.......lol..the funny thing is in Britain the men LOVED Renee as Bridget and found her really unattractive skinny........seriously...........the magazines were full of vox-pops about it.........they thought she was really ugly thin............full of veins and totally flat chested..........but they loved her dressed as a bunny girl.......with boobs and a bum................
i'm more Bridget ...........god gave me boobs and a bum and i like them........lol....i really don't like that flat chested teenage boy look models and starlets are into ..........i like the glamorous look of the 50's

fluffy

Jim,Jim and only Jim.Really,trully,madly.