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i always get a bad electric shock when i hold my cat Daisy ........she's a British Blue so has really dense fine fur..........and with my long hair too we are positively sparking..............

and ADSA-that's Wallmart to you............i can't go up the Travelator without getting nasty shock.............in fact you can't go up it if you have a pacemaker cause it's so bad..........

fluffy

I get shocks at work on the till all the time. They really hurt too, and they make me jump.
When I shut the till, my hand knocks the same place everytime, and it shocks me!

Where do you work Jenna??..................hey you've got the Liz Earle shop there too don't you??..........that's great............have you ever seen Liz??

fluffy

Hmmm, don't know what the Liz Earle shop is. Maybe we do, lol.

I work for Tesco Express. So, Tesco. A baby Tesco...

ok..............lol............it's a skincare range..........all organic and natural stuff.............lol.......

we had a tesco express but GAP offerred them a HUGE sum to take the site................so now we don't.........
but it was across the road from M and S anyway so it didn't do well........

it was handy though...........lol..........there used to be bloke who begged outside with his scruffy little dog............so i used to go into Tesco and come out with dogfood and dog chews...........lol ........sod the bloke...........lol..........
ok, i'd buy a Big issue off him...........but i was always concerned for the wee dog.........it looked so cold and miserable..............he was always upbeat about it and liked to chat.........he appreciated the dog food and chews......one less thing to worry about i guess.............

i could have pinched the dog though.............lol.......

fluffy

Awww. We wouldn't tolerate a tramp here.

We once had a guy IN our dustbin. He was stealing the waste, which was disgusting.

We're closing in 2 or 3 months. Our new shop is being built next door to the one we're in now. It's going to be twice the size, and it's going to have more tills!
With the same amount of staff... uh oh...

Narcassists, those who are are so much better than the rest of us. The Hank Evans in our lives.

Just for fun, I like to pretend to be one.... its the best weapon I have!

But in reality, I guess I too, have a pretty flexible personality. But depending upon the wound inflicted, healing can be a process.
There is a penality for unnecessary roughness! and then if needed

When I cannot breathe through my nose at all due to cold