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Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2005 5:42 pm
by fluffy
he's straight..............one divorce under his belt and a couple of kids from that.............he's now married to an Aussie ex-comediene called Pamela Stevenson............who is now a psychotherapist and who wrote the biography Billy which won either the Booker or Whitbread prize for writing...........they have about 3 kids and he's now a grandpa.......
Plus they live in a HUGE Scottish estate just up the road from me........
He's always at the Highland games hobnobbing with the royals from Balmoral........
Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2005 7:02 pm
by quirky
And here I was....all ready to marry him.
Sure, he's a celebrity...but I could just hide out in Scotland down the road from you and help you with the shrimp farming.
Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 1:01 am
by carreyd away
Man, you are so lucky! He is an absoulte scream! And i find him adorable! I wouldn't mind throwing back a pint or two with him....
Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 3:33 pm
by fluffy
Feel free Quirky......................in fact i'd like to suggest to Jim that he should 'invite' himself to Billy's estate for some R and R......it's beautiful.........there's the fishing, and the shooting (you don't need to actually kill stuff though
)...............all the clean air, the heather the horse riding etc etc.............and it's so big he'd only have a minimal amount of stalkers....
Lol...........we'll turn you into a Scot's lover yet(
)....hheheh
fluffy
Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 5:08 pm
by raunchygrinch
Who is Jim Dating at the moment last i heard he was dating Betina Holte?
Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 6:58 pm
by quirky
fluffy wrote:Feel free Quirky......................in fact i'd like to suggest to Jim that he should 'invite' himself to Billy's estate for some R and R......it's beautiful.........there's the fishing, and the shooting (you don't need to actually kill stuff though
)...............all the clean air, the heather the horse riding etc etc.............and it's so big he'd only have a minimal amount of stalkers....
Lol...........we'll turn you into a Scot's lover yet(
)....hheheh
fluffy
You have created the perfect picture of the plot for a trashy romance novel. I say "trashy" in the most positive sense of the word.
Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 7:35 pm
by fluffy
Yeah, move over Catherine Cookson.................lol..........
i can just see myself being whipped(
)off my feet by a handsome strong Jim on horseback.........
He can be the country squire and i'll be the innocent serving girl.....
and we'll fall madly and passionately in love despite those troublesome class divides.......hehehehe
......and Billy can be the wise old estate manager who gives the young squire advice....(to ask me to marry him........lol
)..................
but as in all good cheap romances i'll either die in a riding accident or during childbirth.........Jim would then go mad with grief and either set fire to the house or drown.....and we'll meet as ghosts on a moor.................lol
wooo wooooooo(in ghostly tones)........Jimmy......JIMMMMMY...wooooo
and Nicky............niiiiicccckkkkyy..........wooooo hooo..........
(it's not quite the same as Cathy or Heathcliffe though.......
)
any book deals anyone?????........................
fluffy
Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 7:57 pm
by quirky
You didn't put me in your novel.
At all.
You're going to write me in as a buck-toothed prostitute, aren't you?
Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 9:44 pm
by fluffy
....No no no Quirky...............not a prostitute..........
you wanted to marry Billy.............so you'll be the shy chambermaid who Billy decides to deflower
......lol
You'll then get 'a bun in the oven' and your father will threaten Billy at gunpoint to marry you.........
and we'll all live happily ever after..........AAAAhhhh......sigh
fluffy
ps. you do realise he's about 70 ??????
Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 11:41 pm
by quirky
Yes...about 70 and according to your mind's novel interested in only DEFLOWERING a much younger chambermaid!
And then having to be threatened at gunpoint?
Where's my FREAKING romance, huh?
Shotgun weddings are NOT romantic.
I demand a rewrite!
(p.s. Shy will not work for my character)
Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 11:51 pm
by fluffy
och no................he'll be 'your hearts desire'.................stolen shy glances etc........then it'll be a wonderful moment in the hay barn......
..................lot's of romantic moments to be had there!!...........
don't be so fussy.........lol.....a barn in England is a 5 star hotel.......lol
fluffy
Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2005 2:06 am
by quirky
Oh great...now you've got the ultimate romantic moment taking place in a barn.
Much better, fluffy.
