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Actually, I tend to go for walks, not runs. Occasionally, though, I will break into a run. Walking is just ... easier.

The person below me is allergic to cats.

Not allergic-just don't like them. Traumatized from an incident that happened to me while I was 5.


The person below me is the #1 fan of Jim?

damn straight, noone could be a bigger fan then me.

the person below me is a smooth talker?

Nope. I'm as far away from smooth as one could get. Rough talker, maybe?

The person below me has read Jim Carrey fanfiction. (Does that even exist?)

Nope. Never read any Jim Carrey fan fiction. I have a friend who likes to write Harry Potter fan fiction, though. She's really very good at it! It's fun to read. I haven't read any of the Harry Potter books, though.

The person below me didn't realize that it was Friday the 13th.

i knew it was friday the 13th but dont believe in it.

the person below me his superstitious.

No, not at all. I believe that some things happen for a reason, but I'm not "superstitious". It didn't occur to me that it was Friday the 13th 'till someone said something on TV.

The person below me has had a bird for a pet.

Nope. But my mom had ... and a mischievious, horrable cat attacked the bird cage and ... ... that's the reason I do not like cats... sorry cat lovers!

The person below me has (or had) a red car.

No. Cricket was black. Ethel was grey and the Blue Beagle is blue obviously. Yeah, I named my cars because I'm cheesy like that.

The person below me prefers true stories to fiction.

i named mine too.....'all hail the cheesers'.....lol...........
Eric the 205 was blue.......Marge the Micra WAS RED.......Willy the Wagon R was blue and i stopped naming them once i started driving jeeps for some reason............guess i didn't think naming 4 wheel drives suited.............i mean what would i have called them........??................KILLER!!!...............CRUNCHER!!!!.....no, i like cute names..........

but spookily you are correct...........i generally only read fact or memoir.....the da vinci code is the first deviation in years...........


the person below me hates the dentist............

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YES, i always think when they check me they are goin to say something like im goin to have to get a tooth pulled. that is scarey! Plus i hate that cleaning stuff they put in your mouth. it is nasty, i gag everytie they put it in my mouth...EW.

anyways, the person below me is.........single?

Yes, and I took myself out of the online thing, too. I couldn't even log into yahoo messenger without worrying about the creeps at night. Ooky.

And then on Mother's Day, I forgot to sign off right away during the day when I logged on and I got an IM from some guy, and I didn't know anything about him, because there was no profile or pic, but that's ok.

Here's how the conversation went:

Him: Hi! It's nice to meet you.
Me: You too, hope you're having a nice day.
H: I am, so can you see my pic?
M: No I can't see anything.
H: Well...I wanted to know what you think.
M: That's ok. So, you must be from nearby?
H: (names a town 300 miles away)
M: That's kind of far.
H: Is it really a problem?
M: Sort of.
H: Fine. STAY SINGLE THEN!
M: I have to log off now. You have a great day.

And I signed off.

I did get to see his profile after I logged out and, not that it matters, but he looked like a young Joey Buttafuoco and was wearing puka shells.

I probably did him in with my honesty. I guess I'm brutal.

The person below me is melancholy.

but he looked like a young Joey Buttafuoco and was wearing puka shells.

Que????????/


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Yessir .....I'm melancholic. Can't explain why.....im just programed thus.


The person below me likes to socialize.

sometimes yes..............sometimes no..................i can live with my own company............i'm an only child so i guess i've been brought up to be comfortable about solitude to a degree.........
I'm kinda shy in company at first..........and when you get to know me i guess i can be good fun too...........but it's weird on the internet ....i feel as though half the time i'm talking to my computer which is just a mirror for me..............it's as if i'm thinking to myself out loud and typing it down at the same time.......so folks....if i rush in 'where angels fear to tread'.....blame the bloody computer!!!!.............lol

the person below me has a funny childhood illness story.....

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and Melancholly can be a wonderfully productive and cathartic emotion..........it's very underated...... ...i love it!!!