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Olivers Army~Elvis Costello

don't start me talking

I could talk all night

my mind goes sleepwalking

while I'm putting the world to right

called careers information

have you got yourself an occupation



CHORUS:

oliver's army is here to stay

oliver's army are on their way

and I would rather be anywhere else

but here today



there was a checkpoint charlie

he didn't crack a smile

but it's no laughing party

when you've been on the murder mile

only takes one itchy trigger

one more widow, one less white nigger



chorus



hong kong is up for grabs

london is full of arabas

we could be in palestine

overrun by a chinese line

with the boys from the mersey and the thames and the tyne

but there's no danger

it's a professional career

though it could be arranged

with just a word in mr. Churchill's ear

if you're out of luck you're out of work

we could send you to johannesburg



oliver's army is here to stay

oliver's army are on their way

and I would rather be anywhere else

but here today

and I would rather be anywhere else

but here today

and I would rather be anywhere else

but here today

*The views in this song do not reflect the views of the poster*

hollyback girl by Gwen Stefani

la caution - antimuse

Me in honey~REM and Kate Pierson

I sat there looking ugly
Looking ugly and mean
I knew what you were saying
You were saying to me

Baby's got some new rules
Baby said she's had it with me
It seems a shame you waste your time on me
It seems a lot to waste your time for me

Left me to love
What it's doing to me

There's a lot of honey in this world
Baby this honey's from me
You've got to do what you do
Do it with me
It seems a shame you waste your time for me

Left me to love
What it's doing to me

Knocked silly
Knock flat
Sideways down
These things they pick you up
and they Turn you around
Say your piece
Say you're sweet for me
It's all the same to share the pain with me
It's all the same. Save the shame for me

Left me to love
What it's doing to me

Baby's got some new rules
Baby says she's had it with me
There's a fly in the honey
And baby's got a baby with me
That's a part
That's a part of me

Left me to love
What it's doing to me
Left me to love
What it's doing to me
What about me?

Retalilation by Dane Cook (a comedy cd....dunno if that counts )

Encore by Eminem

Encore's a comedy CD too!

-in way Jimenem it is but its eminem what do u expect.

Just listening to:

Busta Rhymes - Grinch 2000 Lyrics
feat. Jim Carrey

[Jim Carrey]
This is a Flipmode Squad
Jim Carrey collabo
Now what?

[Busta]
Ugh, hallelujah
Kids hear this come on
While I'm lacing and tryna prepare this
For y'all, oh well I got a story to tell
About a dude I met once, miserable as hell
How grouchy he was
And how slouchy he was
And when he talked, you'd smell his breath
And how lousy it was
And if you daydreamed, he'd give you pinch
Now let me tell you about Mr. Grinch
Every holiday season while we was young, growing up
Everything be cool when Mr. Grinch show up
Always plottin' and schemin' to ruin everybody's holiday season
And never had a justifiable reason

[Jim Carrey]
Yo B I had my reason
They call me The Grinch
I tried to live the given
But it was making me winch
I see happy kids whitless
'Merry Christmas' they shouted
I stole the gifts
And there was nothing anyone could do about it

[Chorus]
You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch
(Yeah, yeah, yeah)
You really are a heel
You're as cuddly as a cactus, (uh) you're as charming as an eel
Mister Grinch
(Busta Rhymes, Jim Carrey, Mr. Grinch)
Mister Grinch

[Busta]
He was an angry little dude with a horrible attitude
And he'll show you some gratitude
If you let him ruin your mood
Everybody knew about him from here to Baton Rouge
He remind me of the crazy lost cousin of Mr. Scrooge
Word to mother

[Jim Carrey]
Yes, it's my favorite day
You let me take all your gifts
And just yell my name!!
(MR. GRINCH)
After that I'll be on my way
Just to return and successfully ruin your day

[Busta]
Okay for the record
What the hell made you like that?
So grouchy and grimy
How everything about you is whack
Ay yo I know you all can tell

From all the talk from his mouth
You better set some big traps
Around the gifts in your house
State of the art surveillance
Just to give it a boost
You sleep with one eye open
With a couple wild dogs running loose, now
He's definitely not the dude you can trust
He be bouncing with all your goods
And leave you biting the dust

[Chorus]
You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch
You really are a heel
You're as cuddly as a cactus
You're as charming as an eel
Mister Grinch, Mister Grinch

[Busta]
Grinch come around safe guard your things
You better safe guard your money
Safe guard your bling
You gotta safe guard your crib
Safe guard your g's
You gotta safe guard the stash and the car keys
You gotta listen up to what we talking about
Yeah it was better when the Grinch was never coming around her
Time after time again
Never mind he already took the liqour out your Heineken
He already quick to try again
To steal the gifts another way
And give you all a different style again
Why you stackin' and you trying to swell
You best believe Mr. Grinch schemin, dude stay coneiving ass
Ay yo he stay schemin' when you thinkin' he not
Looking over your shoulder
Peepin' everything you got
(He, he, he Busta Rhymes I will get you too)
Relax duke you need to chill
Something seriously wrong with you

[Chorus]
You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch
You really are a heel
You're as cuddly as a cactus
You're as charming as an eel
Mister Grinch, Mister Grinch
You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch
You really are a heel
You're as cuddly as a cactus
You're as charming as an eel
Mister Grinch, Mister Grinch

[Jim Carrey]
I wanna give a shout out to the West Side of Who-ville

MAN Jim CAN RAP!

"Where you going so fast? I got what you want, I got what you need!"

^ Some weird man on the television...

KC8t80 wrote:-in way Jimenem it is but its eminem what do u expect.

Just listening to:

Busta Rhymes - Grinch 2000 Lyrics
feat. Jim Carrey

man, I didn't know his song even existed!!!! Is there any way you can get it to me?? Or at least tell me where you found it?

Wooden Ships -- Crosby Stills & Nash.

Jimenem wrote:

KC8t80 wrote:-in way Jimenem it is but its eminem what do u expect.

Just listening to:

Busta Rhymes - Grinch 2000 Lyrics
feat. Jim Carrey

man, I didn't know his song even existed!!!! Is there any way you can get it to me?? Or at least tell me where you found it?

a friend downloaded it for me....but i'll see if i can find it.

Cool thanks! It sounds very interesting.

Nevermind I found it! It's awesome! Hilarious. Jim is kinda hard to understand but he can rap!

does listening to virtually every Gwen Stefani and Kelly Clarkson at work count? Oh when will it end? I can't take it anymore.

*goes to a corner, curls into the fetal postion and starts rocking back and forth*

Just find a happy place KC