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fluffy

Thank you Nicky.

I have an inner grouch. But he hasn't been fed in a long time. I wonder if he's still alive??? Your inner grouch doesn't bite people, Does he Quirky?

Qurky, We need you to post another poem. I'm all out of ideas!

The bird it sat upon a tree
the rain came pouring down..
a man beneath sought shelter there
beneath the waving bow.....

The bird it thought, 'i'll have some fun'
and did a great big dump........
It landed on the poor mans head....
in one almighty lump...........

fluffy

I had a tiny teddy bear
his name was tiny Tim
I took him to the bath one day
to teach him how to swim

First he ate the washcloth
then he ate the soap
I took him to the doctor
but the doctor said, "No hope"

Tiny Tim died that night.......with a bubble in his throat........

Yet another lame one I remember from my youth.....

i love that one!!!!!

fluffy

I used to say it like this

Mrs Lucy had a baby his name was Tiny Tim.
She put him in the bathtub to see if he could swim.
He drank up all the water,
He ate up all the soap.
He tried to eat the bathtub but it wouldn't go down his throat.
Mrs Lucy called the doctor.
Mrs Lucy called the nurse.
Mrs Lucy called the lady with the alligator purse.
Mumps! Said the Doctor.
Measles! Said the Nurse.
Nothing! Said the lady with the alligator purse.
Mrs Lucy punched the Doctor.
Mrs Lucy Knocked the Nurse.
Mrs Lucy paid the lady with the alligator purse.

The first one I was ever taught was:

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear
Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair
Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't Fuzzy was he?

Lulu had a boyfriend
He could not get enough
She could never stop him
He was hooked on makin'

Bang Bang Lulu
Lulu's going away
who is going to bang with Lulu
Now that Lulu's going away

Lulu had a red dress
When she put it on
Every man that she passed by
Thought she must be

Bang Bang Lulu
Lulu's going away
who is going to bang
With Lulu now that Lulu's going away

Lulu joined the army
She was fighting in a war
Stood in front of the enemy
Their weapons hit their

Bang Bang Lulu
Lulu's going away
Who is going to bang
with Lulu now that Lulu's going away

Lulu knew a singer
He had so many hits
She loved his voice
But she hated the way
He kept grabbin' her

Bang Bang Lulu
Lulu's going away
Who is going to bang with Lulu
Now that Lulu's going away

H and R went to the USA
H and R enrolled in the U of Calloway
The town blew apart and R became naught
But the FBI grilled H anyway
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If the sock was green or the poinsettia blue
I'd still be a Jim fan through and through
My throat is sore
So I make sure
To take the Carrey elixir, once every few
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There was once a girl called quirky
Light and sweet and gentle and fluffy
The party was on
But then she was gone
I liked her flavor, deep, rich, and nutty
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Hehehe those are good

Dreams, rich colorful hue
A canvas that holds it true
Time cannot scratch
Some deep etch
That connects you with you

Soap bubbles, light, luminous
A moment, eternal, mellifluous
Can get scars
Met with spars
But still remains the I that loves

Your name is strength enough
To take the smooth with the rough
Lest I forget
There's no rest
The end is in the womb thereof