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Posted: Sun May 01, 2005 3:19 am
by Gouliovandamn
i do..... his name is Mac and he is a miniture poodle.... and no, he does not have a poodle hair cut...
the person below me has pet fish that keep dying (mine do)
Posted: Sun May 01, 2005 4:55 am
by quirky
No...I don't have fish. When I was wee...we had a fish named DF. My parents told me it stood for "dumb fish", but since my brothers brought it home from the carnival, I think (now that I'm grown) that the D probably stood for something other than "dumb". It wasn't a very exciting pet...just a goldfish that lived in a bowl. I remember my mom washing DF under the faucet of the sink when she cleaned the bowl. The fish lived a long time. I wonder if it was mom's spa treatment that increased its longevity.
I was in charge of the fish tank at work and we had goldfish in it for the longest time. Then we got new fish people and they gradually replaced all the goldfish as they died off with different fish because they said the tank was wrong for goldfish. We had one really BIG one that lived a long time, though. I had to send him to find Nemo when his time finally came.
The person below me wants to use alliteration.
Posted: Sun May 01, 2005 5:55 am
by lammy
Only if I knew what it was-
The person below me smells funny
Posted: Sun May 01, 2005 3:08 pm
by mav
Betty boogied her bicycle thru busy Boston to buy a book called "Building Bridges".
The golden glow grew in the garden on gritty grounds of Glasgow.
The donkey dished donuts to dyspeptic dudes to dung another dumb dump.
Posted: Sun May 01, 2005 6:06 pm
by mav
I don't smell funny, but I smell something funny, like leeks, wine, hydrogen sulphide and I know that my neighbor's dog zoey has a penchant for leeks and fine wine......
The person below me writes limericks.
Posted: Sun May 01, 2005 9:39 pm
by quirky
There once was a poster named quirky,
Whose assets were ample and perky.
She sucked on a lime,
To help her with rhyme,
Then cut off the tart with beef jerky.
The person below me thinks my limerick was terrible.
Posted: Mon May 02, 2005 1:21 am
by carreypunkrawker
LOL! that was beautiful! it wasn't terrible. it was hilarious!
the person below me thinks I'm an guy.
Posted: Mon May 02, 2005 3:47 am
by quirky
No, I don't think you're a guy....I think the fact that everyone has to have a jimism as an avatar makes it confuggling.
The person below me enjoyed the cheesy films the director of Lemony dissed. The ones with Hermie and Yukon Cornelius. And Burl Ives.
Blasphemer.
Posted: Mon May 02, 2005 4:57 am
by lammy
I actually liked when Jim was speaking like Olaf, but didn't have all his get up yet...I think he was practicing his speech as Olaf.
The person below me is Jim-
Posted: Mon May 02, 2005 5:24 am
by quirky
Nope...I think I have goofy teeth, though.
The person below me keeps abreast of current events.
Posted: Mon May 02, 2005 12:54 pm
by Nicole Fiction
Um... does celebrity current events count? I read US and Entertainment Weekly as well as watch the occasional E!. Not much CNN though.
The person below me hates when people use their cell phones, loudly, in restaurants.
NO, but
Posted: Mon May 02, 2005 4:44 pm
by Canadian Jayne
My kids just got their cell phones and I said when they were at
church to make sure they were shut off, one of them forgot and left it
on. It rang through the quietest time at church, of course. He shut it
off. Someone said it might be GOD calling. We found out who the person
was that called and told him everyone in church heard him that day.
We often remind him of the incident.
The person below me:
Posted: Mon May 02, 2005 4:45 pm
by Canadian Jayne
The person below me loves
Cherry Cheesecake
mmm good!
Posted: Mon May 02, 2005 5:53 pm
by nicesock!
nope, no cheesecake for me.
The person below me likes warm maple syrup on pancakes.
Posted: Mon May 02, 2005 8:41 pm
by quirky
Yes. I do. It approaches perfection.
The person below me watches Oprah.