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I don't mind sharing...so everyone feel free to share ....we should all share something from time to time....

lol...........indeed, the world would be a happier place..........

fluffy

Happy Birthday!!!

Wow fluffy!!! You must have a crystal ball....how else could you have known to wish a happy birthday to someone 5 days prior to them joining the forum....

Has it been that long...I like a good celebration...I have a basketball...soccer ball...and a couple of tennis balls

AAAhhhhh...........but do have a rugby ball?..............lol........

lol......rugby's a different beast......a full contact sport i believe..........lol

fluffy

Bentlys wrote:Has it been that long...I like a good celebration...I have a basketball...soccer ball...and a couple of tennis balls

You can juggle!

I have ben known to juggle from time to time....and as for Rugby...well not my favorite contact sport....

Bentlys wrote:I have ben known to juggle from time to time...

I've been known to jiggle from time to time.

lol.......it is a bit rough............all those hairy testosterone addled men together.........lol.....and then they have the communal jacuzzi together....... ............

i'm a hockey girl myself.......

jugglings fun though..........

fluffy

that would make a great song ....jiggle....jiggle...how would it go?

lol..........wild thing, you make your bits swing
you make everything Jiggle......
Wild thing.

or Jiggle bells
jiggle bells
jiggle all the way
oh what fun it is to be
a Jiggly girl today.....

fluffy

I like it when your on top of things....jiggle along...singing a song

i'll bare that in mind.............lol......



Adam Sandler
Dancin' and Pantsin'

When I was a young man
I didn't like to dance
I was shy
I'd stand against the wall all night
I'd never take a chance
So afraid
I wouldn't get on that dance floor
Unless I was really drunk
10 shots

But I found a place where the stars hang out
And they taught me how to funk
Real nasty
It ain't too far away
It's just on the edge of town
Nearby
But be ready when you get there
'Cause these folks don't fuck around

You can
Rub your belly with Liza Minelli
Covered in jelly, you're gonna rub
your belly Jiggle your droopy balls
with singin' Lou Rawis
Bounce off the walls, then jiggle them
droopy balls Grind your hips with the
blond guy from CHIPS
Lick your lips
Stroke it clean with Martin Sheen
It's fucking obscense
Clench your ass-cheeks tight with sexy
grandma Betty WhiteYou'll see the
light when your sphincter's tight

If you don't know how to move
Just feel the groove
And dance
Like you just shit your pants

Spin like a little girl
With cross-dressing Milton Berle
Just give it a whirl, pretend you're
a little girl Wave that juicy weeno
with legendary Al Pacino
Wave your weeno, even more obsceno
Knock back a drink with Colonel Klink
Piss in the sink
Bounce your beef with Omar Sharif
What a relief
Ring the disco bell with ice cream
wizard Tommy Carvel Tommy Carvel
gonna make your dink swell

Then spew all over the room
With Mr. Jeffry Goldblum
And dance
Like you just shit your pants

Mr. Belvedere
Fatty Fatty
Finger in his own rear
Bernard King
Basketball, basketball
Showing off his ding-a-ling
Swimming Mark Spitz
Moustache, moustache
Playing with his hairy tits

Big Earl Weaver, Tommy Seaver
Both of them got the boogie fever
Shit your pants
You can
Do the hustle with seven-footer Billy
Russell Do the fucking hustle,
jerking your love muscle Shake your big,
round ass with the ghost of Mama Cass
Blast from the past, the ghost of Mama Cass
Dry-hump the floor with Mary Tyler-Moore
Pump it sore
Squeeze your nipple like baldy Mr. Whipple
Drink some Ripple
Give it a hearty whack with TV great
Victor Tayback When you give it a whack,
don't hurt the nut-sack

So if the thought of grooving is bringing
you down Come to the funkiest place in town
The stars will show you how to move
And dance
Like you just shit your pants

.......its a bit dirty

fluffy

lol...Wow...im speachless...and juggling....speachless juggler?