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Hmmm, well, this list is technically for Thanksgiving turkey, but let's make it more relevent to now...

OTHER WAYS TO USE THE EASTER TURKEY

-As a hood ornament.

-As a football for the after-meal game.

-One word... bowling!

-An unexplored cavern for the new Barbie.

-A visual aid to explain to children where babies come from.

-As yet another object to drop from the top of the dorm to test the
range of the splatter upon impact.

-Wear as a helmet, declaring, "I'm TURKEYMAN!"

-Throw the turkey out the window yelling, "You're FREE! Fly! FLY!"

-From a concealed location, toss in front of a passing car. When they
stop, run out screaming that they hit your dog!

-Two words: Turkey puppet.

*Disclaimer... I did not write this list!

Pull up to the drugstore drive-thru and when they ask "Can I help you?" Say, "No I just wanted to say hello."

You're supposed to be making these up yourself.

Keep it fresh, people.

It was funny one time I went through the McDonalds drive through and the lady taking my order had the audacity to ask "Is that for here or to go?" Lol

I like going up to random people and asking them if they've seen my cat. . .then describe a giraffe.

The next time you're in a store and someone comes on over the loudspeaker scream really loud and say "NOT THE VOICES AGAIN!!"

Put clear tape over the mic at the next drive through you go to. and then park and watch as the agry customer screams louder and louder at no avail. lol

Next time you have company over, tape a chocolate bar to the front of your microwave. And when they ask what its there for, say "I just wanted to make sure the radiation wast escaping, that would melt if it was." (point at the chocolate.)

Go into a pet store and say, "Do you have, like, eight scorpions? I have some houseguests that just won't leave."

stand in line at a bank.....put on some leather gloves and tap the person in front of u on the shoulder and as u put them on say "I think you should leave now."

Go to McDonalds and order something that is not on the menu. look at the the confused expression on their face.

Walk up to someone middle-aged and say, "Who's your plastic surgeon....you look wonderful!"

Go to Taco Bell and tell them you would like a perro del gato.
When they say they don't have that tell them you just saw a commercial for them.

Next Dr's office visit...tell the doctor you haven't had a bowel movement in 25 days.

OMG... .........lol............they'd give you an enema..........lol...that wouldn't be very amusing..........lol

fluffy

fluffy wrote:OMG... .........lol............they'd give you an enema..........lol...that wouldn't be very amusing..........lol

fluffy

I'm thinkin' you'd fess up pre enema.

lol.........it depends what your 'thing ' is i suppose.........some people do them for pleasure........

fluffy

When the student loans people call and they say, "Is this Jill?" Say, "No...this is Jill's secretary, may I help you?" Then after every sentence say, "Uh huh."

we used to make up words and put them into phone conversations when i was a civil servant ..........the words didn't mean anything and you got points for the numbers of letters............lol........that was fun.............lol

fluffy

The next time a car with way too much bass shakes your house...put a Mozart CD in the stereo and blast it out the window.