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Reminds me of a song

I bet you know this Bryan Bower song, Fluffy.
The Scotsman

Well a Scotsman clad in kilt left a bar on evening fair
And one could tell by how we walked that he drunk more than his share
He fumbled round until he could no longer keep his feet
Then he stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street
Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
He stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street

About that time two young and lovely girls just happend by
And one says to the other with a twinkle in her eye
See yon sleeping Scotsman so strong and handsome built
I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt
Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt

They crept up on that sleeping Scotsman quiet as could be
Lifted up his kilt about an inch so they could see
And there behold, for them to see, beneath his Scottish skirt
Was nothing more than God had graced him with upon his birth
Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
Was nothing more than God had graced him with upon his birth

They marveled for a moment, then one said we must be gone
Let's leave a present for our friend, before we move along
As a gift they left a blue silk ribbon, tied into a bow
Around the bonnie star, the Scots kilt did lift and show
Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
Around the bonnie star, the Scots kilt did lift and show

Now the Scotsman woke to nature's call and stumbled towards a tree
Behind a bush, he lift his kilt and gawks at what he sees
And in a startled voice he says to what's before his eyes.
O lad I don't know where you been but I see you won first prize
Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
O lad I don't know where you been but I see you won first prize

I have this song on a cd. It makes me laugh.

.............lol........... ...............i don't know it...........but it's hilarious........lol.......

fluffy

It is very funny. Check it out sometime.

that a funny song ccoooooootttooomn..n

jimliker wrote:i think Jim will be producing or directing movies rather than acting.

i think the same but see him in the cinema is always good.

cotton you should make like a funny song thread.

i think he will still be doing some sort of acting but he will also do screen writes

yeah i agree with you on that one



he will prolly be writing, directing, and other things, and some acting, not a lot though.

As he says, it's better to live one day at a time and hell, I don't even know where I'll be in 20 years but I'd like to see him doing work behind the camera or even on stage, find a nice woman and have more kids.
I just wanna see him accomplished in every parts of his life so that I can appreciate him for many more years!

I still think he will be acting.. and ithink he will be alot more respected and have alot more dramatic roles

without a doubt.........with some faith and direction he's gonna get all the respect he deserves from the Academy............

fluffy

He's so brilliant i hope he continues acting for a long while yet.. i think though he will prob go into behind the scenes ya kno directing and stuff.. he's great at both but i think he should be in his movies even if he does like a lil appearance lol. ..... comedies and dramatic roles! hes great in everything he does!

He will be in movies as well as enjoying with his big family of jane and his grandchildren and me.

probably he'll play a crazed-old-bearded Professor who want to take over the world

I think he will still be doing comedy by then it does`nt stop when you get old just look at steve martin and leslie neilsson. I won`t be far from Jims age in twenty years time i will be a young 58.