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oh yeah, i looked very good in it with the owl eye shadow but i also loved the white lines underneath the eyebrows (made me look very japan-esque)

What if they did a new live action remake of Alice in Wonderland with Jim as the Cheshire cat?

Woope Goldber did a wonderful job at that part. I see Jim as more of the Mad Hatter, What do you think??? Chris Rock would be the Chesire Cat, Mike Myers would be TWeedle Dee and Tweedle Dum, Queen Latifah would be the Queen of Hearts, Adam Sandler would be the Crazey Hare, Alice would be played by Amanda Binnes (did I spell her last name right?)
Ahh that would be the Block Buster of the Century!!!!!

Well i've wrtitten my own version of Alice with Jim as the mad hatter in it.

Or a completely different version where 10 year old Alice is 42 year old Alex. A male lead (Jim) Lost in wonderland~

Mine goes like this:
Katie Beckinsale as Alice
Jim Carrey as the mad hatter
David Bowie as the Cheshire Cat
Johnny Depp as the March Hare
Simon Cowell as the king of Hearts
Denis Leary as the caterpillar
Glenn Close as the queen of hearts
John Cleese as Tweedledum
Michael Palin as Tweedledee.

i've even written a story like it with Simon Cowell playing a goblin king-esque character who can transform into a troll. also in it are a yorkshire grinch, an eecentric hatter, the april monkey, a leopard lady, and a tree person who is half tree. also there are two koalas- one named Tweedle Do one named Tweedle Don't.

That sound very interesting. . . Can you post it?

Jim as alex in alex in wanderland would rawk....cause you know alice is gaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygayagayagayagaygayagayagayagayagayagayagayagayagayagayagayagayagayagayagayagayagayagayagayagayagayagayagayagagaygaygaygayggayagaygaygaayggayggaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygay

Alice is a lesbian?? Wow that puts a whole new spin on the story

Here's a few lines from my version.

Katie: Can either if you two tell me where Simon's castle is?

Tweedle Do: I'm afraid you will have to ask only one of us.

Tweedle Don't: but we should warn you.

Tweedle Do: one of us always is honest.

Tweedle Don't: And the other one always fibs.

Tweedle Do: i'm the honest one.

Tweedle Don't: No you're not, you're a big fat liar.
Tweedle Do: A liar? Me? Na! you're the liar.
Tweedle Don't: No! you are the liar, not me.
Tweedle Do: The liar is you.
Tweedle Don't: No i'm not, you are.
Katie: So if Tweedle Don't told me that the detour would take me to Simon's castle he would be fibbing, right?
Tweedle Do: Correct.
Katie: But if you told me that the door behind you leads to Simon's castle then you would be telling the truth, right?
Tweedle Do: Yep.
Katie: So DOES that door lead to the castle?
Tweedle Do: Indeed it does.
Katie: Thank you.

Lol, they might write you up for plagiarising. Sounds like something right out of the Lybrynth.

That would be a good twist though.

Don't worry i wrote a disclaimer about the beginnning WHATEVER PEOPLE SAY I DID NOT COPY LABYRINTH, ALICE IN WONDERLAND NEITHER DO I OWN THEM. SIMON COWELL IS NOT MINE EITHER.

How much do you really think that disclaimor will help???

You are a real piece of work you know that?


Do you like scary movies???

a lot! i had to get a stunt Simon to do all of Simon's stunts in this production so i got the best Simon impersonator money can buy...his name is Andrew Monk. He was okay with it but then we had to do all the stunts using an animantronic Simon.