Jim Carrey Online

OUCH!!!!!!!................one bit my toe.............serves me right for wearing sandals ...........'right you toothy bugger!!!!!'...........i'm gonna turn you into a nice selection of wallets and handbags!!!................*reaches for Dicks Squirt weapon*..........
Poor Truman screams, then cowers!!!!!...............
'NOT YOU TRUMAN!!!!!.......the crocodile!!!!.................Truman sighs.....
Fluffy bops the croc on the nose with her handbag as a warning.........
then snuggles Joel close.........

fluffy

I'm sticking with Andy...Jim, Jim I tell you.....we're holding hands, while Ace is going off at the controls.....stop that Ace...I already turned the motor off....turn the wheel all you want....she ain't going no where Ace....oh but he's just happy playing with the controls...grow up Ace....finally he gets off the train to do his business.....

But Michele stumbles...she falls....she follows Ace....can I watch?.....he's only like two feet from the train....he's peeing on the wheel....ok rewind......that didn't really happen....Michele is much too mature....she's thought about it...besides she doesn't want Andy to know what's she's thinking.....

..........lol..........better watch out...........Andy doesn't like being called Jim....... ............nope, he'll get his friend Tony Clifton to hi-jack us at the next stop and pee lemon snapple from a rubble willy on us all...............
hey does Ace have any animals tucked into his shirt????........any monkeys or wee furry dogs?????............

fluffy

Two monkies...why?

lol...they can play with Poochy..........and hurl poop at passers by...... ..........lol

lol.........re watching Ace........next time offer to help.........lol.........

fluffy

Good idea....since he's gone and stained the wheels.....I'll help him at the next stop....he's been hitting the Brandy in the back...luckily the train runs on a track.....

lol........Brandy??.......and he's not passed it around???......the greedy devil.........lol......'ok.....it's Kareoke time............lol......Ace can start us off........what's it's to be Ace????...........'born to be wild', wild thing??........or the Cannibal corpse track???
POOCHY!!!!!..........not against Bruce's leg!!!.......... .....

fluffy

Ace has been messing with the stereo.....ok...that's better....let's hyper-drive out of here, back to Jim Carrey Land...it seems that some of the passengers want to go back........

Ace is singing Row, Row Row your Boat....pass that stuff up here Ace......
just get up here Ace....Ace is sitting on my lap...ouch...your heavy Ace....dang this train is getting crowded.....ok next stop cloud nine...it's more comfortable up there....and there is more space....

wooo hoo.............lol.........there's some slap n'tickle going on at the back........OMG ........lol

fluffy

slap n' tickle in the back...who? .....I added more to that post....

Truman again........lol........Quirky and Cotton have him on the back seat.......his red shorts are around his ankles........lol......

and the monkeys are flicking wet towels at his derierre.....OMG!!!....

OH WAIT...............i think he's enjoying it.......

fluffy

ooooh MY MISTAKE...........IT'S Jim BEING SPANKED!!!!.............

oohhh..baby.......lol.......

fluffy

Now we're singing "Ventura Highway, in the sunshine, where the days are longer, the nights are longer than moonshine...." The train is starting to sway...I HOPE WE DONT GO OFF THE TRACKS! Ace is shaking down the whole train, he's really going for it....I hope we get to cloud nine before it's too late!! Settle down Ace!! Andy doesn't know what to think about all this....